.....and lack of publicity. As your Chairman, it was my responsibility to make sure the event was promoted properly. I failed. It didn't even make it on the NSC blog. This resulted in low turn-out.
Some people did show up. They were not particularly crazy. Actually, I termed them "Normals in Wolves Clothing". It's not an expression, they were actually Normals in Wolves clothing. Apparently they thought the costumes would make us think they were crazy and let them join. It didn't work losers!!!
Anyway, the Membership drive has been moved to this week, and next. Probably the rest of the year. Recruit those crazies!! Do it!
Nominate your friends. Send 'em the application.
Showing posts with label Members. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Members. Show all posts
Jun 11, 2008
Jun 5, 2008
Honorary Membership Awarded for Burrito Craziness
On Thursday, Janice "Boobs" Malone was presented an Honorary Membership in the NSC for demonstrating an extreme example of Applied Craziness in the workplace. Her inspiring story is detailed by our Platinum-level Supremely Awesome Sponsor, Crock, Inc. in a post on their corporate blog.
We congratulate Janice and welcome her to our ranks. We can all learn from her.
Janice enjoys cooking, knitting, and gluing things to other things. She says her ideal day would entail breakfast in bed at noon, an afternoon shopping spree, nine Margaritas, and no cats whatsoever. We know from her recent action that she is going to be a great asset to us.
Once Again, Welcome Janice.
We congratulate Janice and welcome her to our ranks. We can all learn from her.
Janice enjoys cooking, knitting, and gluing things to other things. She says her ideal day would entail breakfast in bed at noon, an afternoon shopping spree, nine Margaritas, and no cats whatsoever. We know from her recent action that she is going to be a great asset to us.
Once Again, Welcome Janice.
May 21, 2008
Welcome New Crazies
Please join me in welcoming our newest members!!
Stella F. has been approved for membership. Stella is confident that we need her based on her baking ability, her love for pornography, and her knack for belittling people. In her spare time, she breeds and raises midgets. Welcome Stella!
Alejandro C. has also been approved for membership. Alejandro sometimes worries what people think of him but does nothing to change their perception. He prides himself on his vivid paranoia. He enjoys meat sculptures and has found many uses for peanut butter (some, we're told, are illegal in certain states). Welcome Alejandro!
Please note that the NSC does not sanction, condone, or otherwise encourage the behaviors exhibited by the individuals above, and we recommend peanut butter only for eating and removing gum from hair.
Stella F. has been approved for membership. Stella is confident that we need her based on her baking ability, her love for pornography, and her knack for belittling people. In her spare time, she breeds and raises midgets. Welcome Stella!
Alejandro C. has also been approved for membership. Alejandro sometimes worries what people think of him but does nothing to change their perception. He prides himself on his vivid paranoia. He enjoys meat sculptures and has found many uses for peanut butter (some, we're told, are illegal in certain states). Welcome Alejandro!
Please note that the NSC does not sanction, condone, or otherwise encourage the behaviors exhibited by the individuals above, and we recommend peanut butter only for eating and removing gum from hair.
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