Is There Crazy on Other Planets?

I've often pondered the possibility that crazy is a universal phenomenon. I have shared my belief in extra-terrestrial craziness with friends and family many times, always with the same results. "You're crazy Ed", they say.

IN YOUR FACE non-believers!!! The mars probe has been collecting soil samples and analyzing them of late. Guess what it found? No, not direct evidence of crazy, but evidence that one could "grow asparagus pretty well". As you know, studies have shown that asparagus is closely linked to crazy and craziness. The fact that it could grow in martian soil is crazy enough. And what about it's piss-fouling characteristics? Crazy?

Don't believe me? Look.

Have You Positively Impacted Others With Craziness Today?

For many of us, today is the return to routine after a Holiday weekend. I say routine, which could be another way of saying "normal", but we know all too well that a day like this is far from normal. It's like Monday on steroids. How do you cope?

Here are a few things I have done today to beat the doldrums and show those around me that "Crazy doesn't take days off".

1) I rolled up to the office with the radio blaring Sinatra and did my best Ace Ventura parking job. A few cars sustained some minor damage. No biggee.

2) I cellophaned the toilet seat. That was not wise however. I forgot and wound up being the first to use it. But you can see how it might have brightened my day.

3) I started the warehouse on fire. Well, not actually the warehouse, just some old boxes and paint cans. Ha Ha. (BOOM!)

4) I chewed a whole pack of Hubba Bubba at once while talking on the phone.

5) I set a badger loose in the office and locked the doors. Don't worry, no rabies.

6) I wasted 10 minutes of my bosses time typing this.

What have you done today?