Please join me in welcoming our newest members!!
Stella F. has been approved for membership. Stella is confident that we need her based on her baking ability, her love for pornography, and her knack for belittling people. In her spare time, she breeds and raises midgets. Welcome Stella!
Alejandro C. has also been approved for membership. Alejandro sometimes worries what people think of him but does nothing to change their perception. He prides himself on his vivid paranoia. He enjoys meat sculptures and has found many uses for peanut butter (some, we're told, are illegal in certain states). Welcome Alejandro!
Please note that the NSC does not sanction, condone, or otherwise encourage the behaviors exhibited by the individuals above, and we recommend peanut butter only for eating and removing gum from hair.
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