The National Society of CRAZIES
Application for Membership
Name of Applicant:____________________________ Date:________________
Sex: □ M □ F □ Other Beverage of Choice:______________________
Why do you desire to become a member?____________________________________
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What contribution(s) do you believe you will bring to the group?________________
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What is the average number of your daily personal actions that you believe to be worthy of the “Crazy” label?________________
Describe the Crazy personal action that you think best qualifies you for membership:____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Which of the following best describes your drinking habits:
a) I over-consume less than half the time
b) I over-consume about half the time
c) I over-consume more than half the time
d) What’s over-consume?
Do you work with one person who is “insane”? □ Y □ N (they’re all insane)
What’s the difference between an orange?____________________________________
Copy, Paste, Complete (or print, complete, scan) and return via email
Application for Membership
Name of Applicant:____________________________ Date:________________
Sex: □ M □ F □ Other Beverage of Choice:______________________
Why do you desire to become a member?____________________________________
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
What contribution(s) do you believe you will bring to the group?________________
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
What is the average number of your daily personal actions that you believe to be worthy of the “Crazy” label?________________
Describe the Crazy personal action that you think best qualifies you for membership:____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Which of the following best describes your drinking habits:
a) I over-consume less than half the time
b) I over-consume about half the time
c) I over-consume more than half the time
d) What’s over-consume?
Do you work with one person who is “insane”? □ Y □ N (they’re all insane)
What’s the difference between an orange?____________________________________
Copy, Paste, Complete (or print, complete, scan) and return via email
