A few of us local St. Louis Crazies are planning to get together and make the trip to the headquarters of the Normals. We're going to T.P. the place. It'll be fun. I hear security is lax (portly).
It's less than a three hour drive, especially with one of our type at the wheel. We'll meet at the East Stadium Parking Garage, top level, at 7:00pm tonight. Depending on how many show up, we'll car pool as necessary. That will put us there around 10:00pm. Coincidentally, the Normal's bedtime. Obviously they will have long since gone home for the night. We just have to outrun that slightly overweight guard (although a little birdie told me he's one of us).
I'll stop by Wal-mart on the way and grab a few cases of cheap toilet paper. It'll be just like old times (last weekend). If nothing exciting happens, we'll call the cops on ourselves when we get the place about half way covered.
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2 comments:
You know, parking garages can be comfusing to some of the crazies. Sometmes they get lost, lose the ability to talk , and forget why they are there.
I know this will sound like a random question but...do they ever ram their eyeball into an umbrella?
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