It's Crazy to Me.....

.......that rocket-thrusters function in outer space. Isn't it a vacuum? What is being thrust against?

I know, I already thought of that.....I'm pretty sure it's not God's leg.

Call Me Crazy but......(#001)

I was just watching the movie "Transformers" and noticed something. These impossibly-massive metaphysically-advanced alien robot technology/lifeforms actually move their metal mouths when they speak (except BumbleBee, he speaks through the radio). Call me crazy but....something this advanced would not need to bother moving it's mouth to speak. Sound would just come out somewhere, or maybe it would communicate telepathically. Do you know what I mean? The movie was very realistic up until that point.

Is There Crazy on Other Planets?

I've often pondered the possibility that crazy is a universal phenomenon. I have shared my belief in extra-terrestrial craziness with friends and family many times, always with the same results. "You're crazy Ed", they say.

IN YOUR FACE non-believers!!! The mars probe has been collecting soil samples and analyzing them of late. Guess what it found? No, not direct evidence of crazy, but evidence that one could "grow asparagus pretty well". As you know, studies have shown that asparagus is closely linked to crazy and craziness. The fact that it could grow in martian soil is crazy enough. And what about it's piss-fouling characteristics? Crazy?

Don't believe me? Look.

Membership Drive Rescheduled Due to Wolves

.....and lack of publicity. As your Chairman, it was my responsibility to make sure the event was promoted properly. I failed. It didn't even make it on the NSC blog. This resulted in low turn-out.

Some people did show up. They were not particularly crazy. Actually, I termed them "Normals in Wolves Clothing". It's not an expression, they were actually Normals in Wolves clothing. Apparently they thought the costumes would make us think they were crazy and let them join. It didn't work losers!!!

Anyway, the Membership drive has been moved to this week, and next. Probably the rest of the year. Recruit those crazies!! Do it!

Nominate your friends. Send 'em the application.

Honorary Membership Awarded for Burrito Craziness

On Thursday, Janice "Boobs" Malone was presented an Honorary Membership in the NSC for demonstrating an extreme example of Applied Craziness in the workplace. Her inspiring story is detailed by our Platinum-level Supremely Awesome Sponsor, Crock, Inc. in a post on their corporate blog.

We congratulate Janice and welcome her to our ranks. We can all learn from her.

Janice enjoys cooking, knitting, and gluing things to other things. She says her ideal day would entail breakfast in bed at noon, an afternoon shopping spree, nine Margaritas, and no cats whatsoever. We know from her recent action that she is going to be a great asset to us.

Once Again, Welcome Janice.